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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Elayne Boosler


In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Lauren Bacall


Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.

H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)


How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.

Charles de Gaulle
French general & politician (1890 - 1970)


The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped.

Arthur Schopenhauer
German philosopher (1788 - 1860)


The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.

Jim Samuels


Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)


The Green Party is like a watermelon - green on the outside and red on the inside.

Rep. Bill Dannemeyer, R-Fullerton


No national political party is going to nominate another right-wing candidate for a long time.

Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., Playboy Interview - May 1966


Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

Mickey Friedman


At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

W. Somerset Maugham
English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)


To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute.

Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)


When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. It is much more nearly certain that we are assembled here tonight than it is that this or that political party is in the right. Certainly there are degrees of certainty, and one should be very careful to emphasize that fact, because otherwise one is landed in an utter skepticism, and complete skepticism would, of course, be totally barren and completely useless.

Bertrand Russell, "Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?", 1947
British author, mathematician, & philosopher (1872 - 1970)


Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society has to take the place of the victim and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness; it is the one crime in which society has a direct interest.

W. H. Auden
US (English-born) critic & poet (1907 - 1973)


Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Dwight D. Morrow


I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.

Moby, quoted on CNN.com, March 2005
American musician


I think that the Communist Party as a political organization is of no danger to the United States. It has no following and has been disregarded by the American people for many, many years.

Robert F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr. [1965]
US Democratic politician (1925 - 1968)


Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)




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